The Glittery Vampire Gworl of Alice Cullen is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 2.465 billion Cullanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.2%.

The Alice Cullenian economy, worth 118 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 47,913 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alice Cullen's national animal is the giraffe.

Alice Cullen is ranked 208,709^th in the world and 2^nd in The Nine Marshes for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 276.51 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.