The Federal Republic of Allmende is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 10 million Allmendeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 23.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Allmendean economy, worth 461 billion Gemeins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,118 Gemeins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government forces Allmendeans to eat their vegetables, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, and parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allmende's national animal is the Red Kite, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Allmende is ranked 134,447^th in the world and 1,527^th in the Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,170.03 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.