The Free Land of Alouarn is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 40 million Alouarnians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 45.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Alouarnian economy, worth 1.58 trillion Pips a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,471 Pips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alouarn's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alouarn is ranked 116,803^rd in the world and 188^th in Horizon for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,136.89 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.