The Federation of Greater Portugaliza is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tozé with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.413 billion Portugalizans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lisbon. The average income tax rate is 51.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Portugalizan economy, worth 372 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 109,260 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Portugalizan airwaves, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Portugaliza's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is zezuism.

Greater Portugaliza is ranked 242,733^rd in the world and 5,016^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.4 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.