The Federation of Greater Portugaliza is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Tozé with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.53 billion Portugalizans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lisbon. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Portugalizan economy, worth a remarkable 1,437 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,537 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, and the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Portugaliza's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aerilia the Unicorn.

Greater Portugaliza is ranked 255,939^th in the world and 3,870^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.21 Obesity Rate.