The Atomic States of Amberhold is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Radiant Conducter with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.16 billion Amberholdians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskowien. The average income tax rate is 56.4%.

The powerhouse Amberholdian economy, worth 287 trillion Ambers a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 91,113 Ambers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amberhold's national animal is the Mosquito, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The second Core.

Amberhold is ranked 162,885^th in the world and 2^nd in Evrasia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 604.52 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.