The Republic of Angatuba is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its digital currency, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 4.191 billion Angatubans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angatuba. The average income tax rate is 25.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Angatuban economy, worth 336 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 80,404 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech, Jennifer Government is banned, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angatuba's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Angatuba is ranked 87,005^th in the world and 18^th in Southeast Union for Highest Average Incomes, with 80,404.89 Standard Monetary Units.