The Always Answer 3 of Answer 3 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Tray Trio Triangle III with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.408 billion Answer 3ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tristate. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Answer 3ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,390 trillion Threes a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 187,647 Threes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 713,274 per year while the poor average 34,230, a ratio of 20.8 to 1.

The invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms, disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity, public shaming is the bedrock of Answer 3ian society, and the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Answer 3's national animal is the Triangle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trinitarian Messianic Monotheism.

Answer 3 is ranked 303,100^th in the world and 30^th in Testregionia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 3.81 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.