The Free Land of Arachno capitalism is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Broodmother with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 9.249 billion Arachno capitalists live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Hive. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Arachno capitalismian economy, worth a remarkable 2,780 trillion Silks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 300,573 Silks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,784,572 per year while the poor average 3,097, a ratio of 899 to 1.

Pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold, one can wake up in Arachno capitalism and have breakfast in Bigtopia, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and Arachno capitalism has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Arachno capitalism's national animal is the Spider, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Arachno capitalism is ranked 4,887^th in the world and 145^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 228.55 kickbacks per hour.