The Silly willy of Arcanstotska is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Me with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working population of 16.136 billion Arcanstotskans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Townvilleburg. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arcanstotskan economy, worth a remarkable 2,396 trillion pieces of monies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,528 pieces of monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vacationing Arcanstotskans expect to be treated as royalty, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and children who express a belief in Santa are labelled 'delusional cultists'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arcanstotska's national animal is the mammal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Also me.

Arcanstotska is ranked 287,010^th in the world and 6,147^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -500.06 on the Scary Big Number Scale.