The Second Republic of Arcanstotska is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Sidorov Pevlovich with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working population of 9.474 billion Arcanstotskans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Siloyev. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arcanstotskan economy, worth a remarkable 1,419 trillion Rubels a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 149,843 Rubels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Vacationing Arcanstotskans expect to be treated as royalty, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and children who express a belief in Santa are labelled 'delusional cultists'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arcanstotska's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Arcanstotska is ranked 21,081^st in the world and 956^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,199.15 on the Societal Mobility Rating.