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Most Authoritarian: 3,741stMost Devout: 4,355thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,728th
The Platonic Aristocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Noblesse Oblige.
King Altrius II
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Archadon

Population9.504 billion

CapitalKallipolis
LeaderKing Altrius II
FaithHellenism

CurrencyDrachma
AnimalLion

The Platonic Aristocracy of Archadon is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by King Altrius II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, triple-decker prams, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.504 billion Archadonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Archadonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,473 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 155,027 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

90% of active duty AAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Archadon's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenism.

Archadon is ranked 58,251st in the world and 26th in Philosophers for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,815.17 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 3,741stMost Devout: 4,355thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,728thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,305thMost Patriotic: 8,071stMost Conservative: 8,404thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,639thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,771stHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,841stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,994thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,470thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,985thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,039thLowest Crime Rates: 12,011thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,464thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,682ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,848thLargest Governments: 13,421stMost Developed: 14,564thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,374thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 17,647thLargest Black Market: 17,965thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,095thMost Cultured: 19,233rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,904thMost Income Equality: 22,680thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,465thHighest Average Incomes: 23,640thHighest Economic Output: 23,980thMost Extreme: 27,581stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30,289thLargest Information Technology Sector: 32,970th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Archadon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and the Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Archadon, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Archadon, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Archadon, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Following new legislation in Archadon, 90% of active duty AAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Archadon, public buses smell like litter boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Archadon, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
  • : Following new legislation in Archadon, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in Archadon, those who follow yonder star eventually encounter King Altrius II.
  • : Following new legislation in Archadon, cows stare longingly at the greener grass on the other side of the fence.

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