General Assembly
Security Council
Governor: 
The Glories Old of Sunrise Trail
WA Delegate (non-executive): 
The Federal Village of MountAye (elected )
Founder: The Glories Old of Sunrise Trail
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Philosophy 115, Forest, Nudist Dreamland, 10000 Islands, Gay Equality, Haiku, The Maritimes, Universal Dream Network, Ulthar, Gay, Deutschland, Hell, New York, Absurdistan, Texas, Portugal, and 6 others.Arctica, Schopenhauer, Free Thought, Moonveil, Anarchy, and The Sacred Elite.
Regional Power: High
Philosophers contains 52 nations, the 512th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Safest in Philosophers
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Philosophers is ranked 11,601st in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of Pacific Northwest Territories | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Kill All Nazis” | |
| 2. |  The ☮️Borderlands🏴 of Laughing Hyena | Left-wing Utopia | “🌍Life feeds on life, 🌏feeds on life, 🌎feeds on life” | |
| 3. |  The Intellectual Republic of Quanturium | Authoritarian Democracy | “Innovandi Simul ut unus!” | |
| 4. |  The Commonwealth of Central Kadigan | New York Times Democracy | “We are free and happy; but poor as dirt!” | |
| 5. | The Protectorate of Reporter | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Más vale prevenir que curar” | |
| 6. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Kingdom of Cambria | Democratic Socialists | “Lorem Ipsum allof Brfs Triu Dipof Lort au Brtnki Sonx” | |
| 7. | The Ineffable Existential Abyss of Cognosco | Left-wing Utopia | “Unity, through community” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Magnaus | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We'll Never Back Down... Until We Get Some Money.” | |
| 9. |  The Cognomandate of Esklabau | Capitalist Paradise | “It is solely a matter of time.” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of Nuevo Albuquerque | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Unidos” |
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Regional Poll • Every country has the government it deserves.
Summary • WA • Influence • Population • Voters
Voting opened 13 hours ago and will close . Open to all nations. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.
Regional Happenings
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The ☮️Borderlands🏴 of Laughing Hyena opened a new regional poll: "Every country has the government it deserves.".
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The Federal Village of MountAye rejected The waters's request for regional embassies.
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The E6 Series Shinkansen of The Featured Map Express departed this region for The Charter.
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The Federation of Qude of the region The waters proposed constructing embassies.
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The Theocracy of Awesomesauced arrived from The North Pacific.
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The Emirate of Valezinia arrived from The East Pacific.
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The Kingdom of Kylalo arrived from Starlight.
- : The E6 Series Shinkansen of The Featured Map Express arrived from Commonwealth of Liberty.
- : Regelvania ceased to exist.
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The Alföldi Grand Duchy of Jurioo-Zalgiris arrived from Osiris.
Philosophers Regional Message Board
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1. 
Llamabet top 4%
2. 
Littoral Clans top 8%
3. 
Postapocalyptic Terror top 17%
Middle: 
Nuevo Albuquerque bottom 29%
Last: 
Krankheit bottom 0%
In Valezinia, prison is a nightmare.
In Kylalo, religious organisations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
In Quanturium, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
“We are social creatures to the inmost centre of our being. The notion that one can begin anything at all from scratch, free from the past, or unindebted to others, could not conceivably be more wrong.”
― Karl Popper
Insurance
1. Postapocalyptic Terror top 0.03% (78th in world)
2. 
Anarchocapitalistan top 0.04%
3. 
Azklabau top 1%
Middle: 
Jibjibistan top 39%
Last: 
Telgan bottom 0%
In 
The Void Cometh, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport.
In Awesomesauced, schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech.
In 
Volurkunst, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.
“What sort of philosophers are we, who know absolutely nothing of the origin and destiny of cats?”
― Henry David Thoreau
2 days 5 hours ago: The Federation of Qude of the region The waters proposed constructing embassies.
What do you guys think? I don't think we have a good acquaintance with them. Therefore, I will turn them down if there are no objections.
That seems right. We just don’t know them. No personal connection.
Welfare
1. 
Superior Intelligence top 0.2%
2. 
Kingdom of Cambria top 0.3%
3. Telgan top 0.4%
Middle: 
Poland-Lithuania top 29%
Last: Anarchocapitalistan bottom 0%
Nuevo Albuquerque’s free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
In The Void Cometh, the Violet Mile now refers to the long line-ups that former death row inmates wait in as they transfer to maximum security prisons.
In Sunrise Trail, Leader is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls.
“Think of your many years of procrastination; how the gods have repeatedly granted you further periods of grace, of which you have taken no advantage. It is time now to realise the nature of the universe to which you belong, and of that controlling Power whose offspring you are; and to understand that your time has a limit set to it. Use it, then, to advance your enlightenment; or it will be gone, and never in your power again.”
― Marcus Aurelius, Meditations
Niceness: 1) Cognosco top 0.4%; 2) 
Pacific Northwest Territories top 0.5%; 3) Laughing Hyena top 0.5%. It’s nice to be nice.
Have a good weekend.
Black Market
1. Superior Intelligence top 2%
2. Krankheit top 2%
3. 
DDD top 3%
Middle: 
Richest top 48%
Last: Valezinia bottom 2%
In 
Archadon, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
Prisons in 
Yzhklabau are the summer homes of murderers.
In 
Magnaus, newspapers are running a front-page picture of William Williams holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker.
“Every country has the government it deserves.”
― Joseph de Maistre
Eco-Friendliness: 1) Kingdom of Cambria top 0.2%; 2) Telgan top 0.4%; 3) Laughing Hyena top 0.4%. Enjoy your Sunday.
Post self-deleted by DeSpencers Ghost.
Safety
1. Pacific Northwest Territories top 0.3%
2. Laughing Hyena top 0.5%
3. Quanturium top 0.8%
Middle: The Void Cometh top 39%
Last: Anarchocapitalistan bottom 0%
In Magnaus, under love's heavy burden William Williams sinks lower in the political right's esteem.
In Reporter, the threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people.
In Archadon, 90% of active duty AAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
“People ought to fight
to keep their law
as to defend the city's walls.”
― Heraclitus, Fragments
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