The National Park of Arches is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Edward Abbey with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.949 billion rangers enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moab. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.6%.

The powerhouse delicate economy, worth 460 trillion sandstones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 77,447 sandstones, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 527,621 per year while the poor average 4,135, a ratio of 127 to 1.

The weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, Edward Abbey's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arches's national animal is the western collared lizard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Desert Solitaire.

Arches is ranked 90,741^st in the world and 19^th in Seinfeld for Highest Average Incomes, with 77,447.65 Standard Monetary Units.