The Kingdom of Arefu is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.223 billion Arefuans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.2%.

The strong Arefuan economy, worth 70.6 trillion damims a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 57,758 damims, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, surveillance cameras are banned, Leader has just been declared ruler of Arefu in an international press conference, and Arefu has designated Arefu City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arefu's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Arefu is ranked 261,067^th in the world and 4^th in Transylvania for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.