The Protector of Argentina33 is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 17.116 billion Argentina33ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Argentina33ian economy, worth 734 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,908 Citas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Argentina33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Argentina33 is ranked 228,226^th in the world and 4^th in Argentina for Highest Average Incomes, with 42,908.32 Standard Monetary Units.