The Allied States of Arians Pars is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kasra shah with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.577 billion parsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tehran. The average income tax rate is 52.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Arians Parsian economy, worth 275 trillion shahis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 106,745 shahis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', and children who ask questions are told to conduct double-blinded studies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Arians Pars's national animal is the Persian lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zoroastrianism.

Arians Pars is ranked 7,563^rd in the world and 5^th in Council of Asia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,012.06 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.