The Eternal Empire of Armenti is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Armenti II the God-King with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.335 billion Armentiyites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crisia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Armentiyitic economy, worth 858 trillion Paincoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 160,868 Paincoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 924,581 per year while the poor average 13,445, a ratio of 68.8 to 1.

Armenti II the God-King shot first, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation, and summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armenti's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of the Armenti.

Armenti is ranked 11,119^th in the world and 1^st in New Totalitarianland for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,732.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.