The Republic of Asherbaijan is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.074 billion Asherbaijanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baku. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.0%.

The strong Asherbaijanian economy, worth 60.3 trillion Manats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 56,174 Manats, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of and Asherbaijan has designated Baku as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asherbaijan's national animal is the Noble Horse.

Asherbaijan is ranked 120,238^th in the world and 30^th in Timoria for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,022.94 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.