
| Population | 31.238 billion |
| Capital | Rebelzion |
| Faith | Scientific Universalism |
| Currency | Athcoin |
| Animal | pygmy berserker-cat |
The High-Technate of Athretvari is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 31.238 billion Vari have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rebelzion. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Athretvarian economy, worth an astonishing 27,019 trillion Athcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 864,953 Athcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Worship days have replaced sick days, people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and Leader affectionately nicknames supporters by number. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Athretvari's national animal is the pygmy berserker-cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Scientific Universalism.
Athretvari is ranked 895th in the world and 3rd in New Coalition of Nations for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 10,774.88 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Athretvari, Leader affectionately nicknames supporters by number.
- : Following new legislation in
Athretvari, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
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Athretvari was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Autocracy".
- : Following new legislation in
Athretvari, people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies.
- : Following new legislation in
Athretvari, worship days have replaced sick days.
- : Following new legislation in
Athretvari, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces.
- : Following new legislation in
Athretvari, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
- : Following new legislation in
Athretvari, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
- : Following new legislation in
Athretvari, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead.
- : Following new legislation in
Athretvari, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.















































































































