The Leaders of Auieo is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Daniel R U Green with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles. The hard-working, democratic population of 16.765 billion Auieoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Park Place. The average income tax rate is 28.5%.

The Auieoan economy, worth 633 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,764 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auieo's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pandetheism worship of nature.

Auieo is ranked 94,780^th in the world and 1^st in aeiou for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 986.31 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.