The Demoerotic pee pee's repubic of Australea is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Steve Irwin with a fair hand, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.602 billion Australians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Not Sydney. The average income tax rate is 12.6%.

The large but inefficient Australean economy, worth 316 trillion Austalian Dollars a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 47,876 Austalian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, Australea has designated Not Sydney as its capital city, Steve Irwin has just been declared ruler of Australea in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Australea's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Australea's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Australea is ranked 211,239^th in the world and 82^nd in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -2.24 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.