The Colony of Ausweivania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Linus O'Bear with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 1.396 billion Ausweivanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Linapatra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ausweivanian economy, worth 144 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,526 Coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 553,186 per year while the poor average 10,163, a ratio of 54.4 to 1.

The nation's youth voluntarily goes to bed early out of sheer tiredness from their working days, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, many Ausweivanians struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices, and citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Ausweivania's national animal is the Koopa Troopa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Ausweivania is ranked 237,762^nd in the world and 21^st in Kryndel for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 158.36 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.