The Gangsta's Paradise of Awesomeness is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Great Gigachad Sun Wo Kong with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.631 billion Gigachads enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel of Triumph. The average income tax rate is 59.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Awesomenessian economy, worth a remarkable 2,401 trillion Billion Ausomian Yuan a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 278,287 Billion Ausomian Yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt, Awesomenessian military drills look more like joint-Far East Oriental Federation exercises than anything else, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Awesomeness's national animal is the Dragon-Eating Cats, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Sigma Grindset of Sun Wo.

Awesomeness is ranked 20,617^th in the world and 16^th in Far East Oriental Federation for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,284.24 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.