The Queendom of Azflebrigan is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Evangeline McBean with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.095 billion Azflebriganians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zefro. The average income tax rate is 93.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Azflebriganian economy, worth a remarkable 1,882 trillion Floogles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 169,646 Floogles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?', the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered, it's hard to speak ill of the dead when you don't speak of them at all, and the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Azflebrigan's national animal is the Golden Hedgehog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cheeses of Nazareth.

Azflebrigan is ranked 309,797^th in the world and 159^th in Sun Tzu the Art of War for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 10,348.44 Standard Monetary Units.