The Queendom of Isabel la Catolica is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 509 million Isabel la Catolicans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrigal de las Altas Torres. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Isabel la Catolican economy, worth 4.78 trillion Reais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 9,383 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, all roads lead to Madrigal de las Altas Torres, the government considers the rising number of McRonald's fast food restaurants to be great progress, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isabel la Catolica's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Isabel la Catolica is ranked 298,601^st in the world and 139^th in Sun Tzu the Art of War for Most Developed, scoring 44.83 on the Human Development Index.