The Republic of Badgeriya is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by badger games with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.881 billion Badgeriyans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of new Wisconsin. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Badgeriyan economy, worth 318 trillion olins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,251 olins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, and for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Badgeriya's national animal is the moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is wodint u like to know.

Badgeriya is ranked 249,841^st in the world and 31^st in Liberty Democratic Alliance for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.9 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.