The Protectorate of Bajablastra is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.295 billion Bajablastrans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.9%.

The powerhouse Bajablastran economy, worth 188 trillion blasts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,966 blasts, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, Leader's perky ego is the talk of the town, and rural Bajablastrans stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bajablastra's national animal is the tropical lime, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bajablastra is ranked 135,256^th in the world and 2^nd in Archipelago for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,364.12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.