The Republic of Bang Fang Duck is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.49 billion Bang Fang Duckians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 49.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bang Fang Duckian economy, worth 819 trillion Love Letters a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,367 Love Letters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians have tenure, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and trust-fund babies line up for places in community college. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bang Fang Duck's national animal is the Floating Gardenia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bang Fang Duck is ranked 103,213^th in the world and 40^th in Kyorgia puppet storage for Largest Populations, with 7.49 billion capita.