The Freelands of Barbariax is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Barbo McBarbari with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.891 billion Barbariaxians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barbariax City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Barbariaxian economy, worth a remarkable 7,710 trillion Barbs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 369,063 Barbs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,389,701 per year while the poor average 68,345, a ratio of 20.3 to 1.

The army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses, "Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death, Barbariaxian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and the right to counsel goes both ways. Crime is well under control. Barbariax's national animal is the Barbar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Barbariax is ranked 8,537^th in the world and 1^st in Novus Lucidum for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,152.07 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.