The Republic of Bcllandia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by BCL with an iron fist, and renowned for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.827 billion Bcllandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cardosolandia. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bcllandian economy, worth 524 trillion Limas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,731 Limas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bcllandia's national animal is the Papagaio Verde, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bcllandia is ranked 79,729^th in the world and 10^th in Arakeia for Nicest Citizens, with 15.51 average smiles per day.