Population | 4.617 billion |
Capital | Galapagos |
Leader | DJ Moyer |
Currency | krona |
Animal | Boa constrictor |
The Colony of Tea Jol is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by DJ Moyer with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.617 billion Tea Jolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galapagos. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tea Jolian economy, worth 772 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 167,281 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, and unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tea Jol's national animal is the Boa constrictor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Tea Jol is ranked 97,298th in the world and 1,619th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,942.38 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims.
- : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
- : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces.
- : Tea Jol was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers.
- : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
- : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
- : Tea Jol was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Tea Jol changed its national leader to "DJ Moyer".
- : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 79 » A mean old man, The 7th Coalition of Alba, Unger under over, New Leganes, Elejamie, Kaigi, Goodnamesarerare, Pakitsk, East Malaysia, Axdel, Kelssek, The Marlands, Republic of Berzerkistan, Modra, Aivintis, Bai Lung, Enlil, Kucia, Talitoa, Harro Waarudho, Adavan, Headpat Central, Kriov, Hizuru, Blobbo, Ridann, Santa Dystopia, United Citizens, Fellon, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Jankono, Romanoddle Republic, Marrabuk, Vaskeden, OhCraplakistan, Asendavia, La Xinga, Roissyland, Tassirion, Pondingonia, Dwightica, BearStackof2015, Sandboxford, Evrigenis, CheeseBurrito, Grossvietnam, Cymru Broadcasters, The Empire of Rijelv, and 29 others.Khusja, Myehn, Empire of Dabiristan, Amjedia, Connerii, Coruh, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Katalantana, Troc, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, Dremaur, Evdon, Hieggary, Liberatarianism, Atrocha, Yukkira, Stellar Colonies, NewImperia, Grimmerdhore, Kyrisland, Maltitalerland, Arleat, Gem, Vussul, Washingtonian Order, DennisDenny, and Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich.