The Republic of Harro Waarudho is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Gin with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 22.559 billion Espadas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Las Noches. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Espadian economy, worth a remarkable 4,028 trillion Jutsus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Retail. Average income is an impressive 178,574 Jutsus, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Harro Waarudho's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Harro Waarudho is ranked 286,998^th in the world and 5,049^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -17.06 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.