The Soviet Sovereign Republic of Belarus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Alexis Chernysheva with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 35.497 billion Belarusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensk — Minsk Voblast. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Belarusian economy, worth a remarkable 6,217 trillion Russkaes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 175,164 Russkaes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Belarusian, and foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Belarus's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Communism.

Belarus is ranked 39,181^st in the world and 3^rd in Terra Prime for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,976.18 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.