The District of Beorminga is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 16.714 billion Beormingans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The very strong Beormingan economy, worth 941 trillion Juno aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 56,350 Juno aurums, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, Beorminga has designated District City as its capital city, and Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Beorminga in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Beorminga's national animal is the quick pink fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Beorminga is ranked 110,425^th in the world and 2^nd in Africa Union for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.