The Estados Unidos of Big Burrito is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Don Quixote with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.043 billion Burritos enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tacotihuacan. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Burrito economy, worth 166 trillion pesodollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 54,712 pesodollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, escalators are avoided at all costs, and agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Burrito's national animal is the hamster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Burrito Templi Orientis.

Big Burrito is ranked 216,918^th in the world and 137^th in Hell for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.84 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.