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Sathan

Population37.642 billion

CapitalValhalla
LeaderSatan
FaithSatanism

Currencydrac
Animalwerewolf

The World of Sathan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Satan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 37.642 billion Sathanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sathanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,488 trillion dracs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 278,638 dracs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Sathanian citizenship, and the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sathan's national animal is the werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Sathan is ranked 295,139th in the world and 163rd in Hell for Fattest Citizens, with 5.23 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Black Market: 244thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 249thLargest Insurance Industry: 337thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 354thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 913thMost Advanced Public Education: 954thLargest Mining Sector: 1,003rdHighest Economic Output: 1,031stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,770thLowest Crime Rates: 2,179thMost Developed: 2,281stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,373rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,455thLargest Populations: 2,509thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 3,339thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,442ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,668thSmartest Citizens: 4,051stLargest Governments: 4,108thHighest Average Incomes: 4,368thMost Efficient Economies: 4,687thMost Influential: 5,065thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,346thMost Cultured: 5,735thMost Secular: 5,887thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,337thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,460thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,581stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,669thMost Patriotic: 11,740thHealthiest Citizens: 13,456thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 18,298thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,115thMost Authoritarian: 23,902ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,597th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the region
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National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sathan adopted General Assembly Resolution #3 "".
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Sathanian citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, the fattest folk in Sathan look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Sathan adopted General Assembly Resolution #2 "".
  • : Sathan adopted General Assembly Resolution #1 "".
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, the Sathanian military is limping towards victory.
  • : Following new legislation in Sathan, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.

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