General Assembly
Security Council
The Republic of BIGJOHN is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 244 million MATHEUSES have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 36.1%.
The BIGJOHNian economy, worth 15.1 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 61,779 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
It's not mass murder when the government does it, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through BIGJOHN, high school bands practice by moonlight, and the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. BIGJOHN's national animal is the donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
BIGJOHN is ranked 54,709th in the world and 31st in Benigtopia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 47.62 on the Kitten Softness Rating.
Endorsements Received: 51 » 
Liporeko RanDlEffsteIA, 
REVENGE OF JAYWALKING DEATH PENALTY, 
Doctor Strangelove, 
Maybanke, 
Bomertopia, 
Revengance, 
SeaLion Island, 
Flying cat, 
TheFireNation, 
North Fooko Paco Chon, 
Japled, 
The Three Lions, 
United Cands Manduh, 
Zufron, 
Freedom and Liberty Land, 
Injapanties, 
Die Manschaft, 
Fluffy Poodle, 
Kall Dia, 
Thy pony landia, 
Pure Life, 
Uroborosss, 
EVIL Texas, 
Souble Gald, 
United Nators, 
Kreigschutz, 
Turateron, 
Queentopia, 
Creeper isle, 
MasoodAdnan, 
Unicorn Mystical, 
Folk Valleyy, 
Zeeeeetopia, 
Mystical Unicorn, 
Isatolopia, 
CG flow, 
Lysstopia, 
Emmas Paradise Land, 
Artemiis, 
Kaxabo, 
Chipotleland, 
Bah ba, 
Catereave, 
Brownie Onyx, 
Mercury Poisoning, 
Olympus Legacy, 
A-Danmark, 
Kambeano, 
Dixie B, 
Bojack Horsewoman, and 1 other.
Saihate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : BIGJOHN was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in BIGJOHN, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
- : Following new legislation in BIGJOHN, high school bands practice by moonlight.
- : Following new legislation in BIGJOHN, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through BIGJOHN.
- : Following new legislation in BIGJOHN, it's not mass murder when the government does it.
- : Following new legislation in BIGJOHN, graffiti graces every city's streets.
- : BIGJOHN was endorsed by
The Borderlands of Saihate.
- : Following new legislation in BIGJOHN, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
- : Following new legislation in BIGJOHN, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world".
- : Following new legislation in BIGJOHN, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
