The Kadsarat of Birieviya is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Siyana I Ahshunvar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.046 billion Birieviyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kmetia. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Birieviyan economy, worth 554 trillion Zlats a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,984 Zlats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The judicial system legislates morality, immigration test hopefuls are taught immigrant blood is purple, nation-building is the new national pastime, and selling bombs to terrorists has become government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Birieviya's national animal is the Manul, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Arkadag.

Birieviya is ranked 223,113^th in the world and 6^th in Alesia for Safest, scoring 48.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.