The Paleolithic Tribe of Bisofeyr is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Ugg Rokson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.963 billion Bisofeyri love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunsel. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Bisofeyri economy, worth 640 trillion Bis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 107,405 Bis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation continues to depend on foreigners for food, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, restaurants cater to pregnancy cravings, and musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God". Crime is totally unknown. Bisofeyr's national animal is the Bisofeyri Panthera, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bisofeyri Proto-Religion.

Bisofeyr is ranked 307,783^rd in the world and 274^th in Forest for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -35.55 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.