The Paleolithic Tribe of Bisofeyr is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Ugg Rokson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its feral children, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.191 billion Bisofeyri are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunsel. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Bisofeyri economy, worth 671 trillion Bis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 108,405 Bis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, kids showing an interest in reptiles are given government-funded cobras, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy. Crime is totally unknown. Bisofeyr's national animal is the Bisofeyri Panthera, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bisofeyri Proto-Religion.

Bisofeyr is ranked 95,958^th in the world and 170^th in Forest for Most Developed, scoring 62.75 on the Human Development Index.