The Technocratic Megacorp of BJMShaw is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by BJMShaw with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.184 billion BJMShawians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BJMShawington. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient BJMShawian economy, worth a remarkable 6,867 trillion Monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 424,356 Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', ants are charged with crimes against humanity, and talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BJMShaw's national animal is the Uni, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kiwism.

BJMShaw is ranked 309,177^th in the world and 57^th in The United Federations for Most Cultured, scoring -77 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.