The United Kingdoms of Stotecia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Rohsel with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.8 billion Stotecians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teisoca. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stotecian economy, worth 630 trillion Charlonian Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 165,860 Charlonian Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis, death is nobody's business, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stotecia's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Helioism.

Stotecia is ranked 8,467^th in the world and 17^th in The United Federations for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 454.81 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.