The Imperial Commune of Blapewpew is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Huxtable with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 9.024 billion Blapewpewians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pew City. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blapewpewian economy, worth a remarkable 1,194 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 132,405 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blapewpew has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Supreme Leader Huxtable's bedroom, the nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blapewpew's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blapewpew is ranked 72,653^rd in the world and 1^st in The Carrot Patch for Most Corrupt Governments, with 24.19 kickbacks per hour.