The Republic of Blehbluh is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its digital currency, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.359 billion Blehbluhians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BlehBluh City. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Blehbluhian economy, worth 628 trillion Sau tokens a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,868 Sau tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Blehbluhian democracy, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, and the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blehbluh's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blehbluh is ranked 12,090^th in the world and 266^th in the Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,414.11 pounds of wildlife per square mile.