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Most Pacifist: 2,905thMost Accessible: 3,486thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,531st
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Left-Leaning College State
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Blorbo Bleebus

Population3.408 billion

CapitalHell
LeaderBlinky Bloonky II
FaithThighanity

CurrencyLira
AnimalCobra

The Concept of Blorbo Bleebus is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Blinky Bloonky II with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.408 billion Blorbo Bleebusians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 45.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blorbo Bleebusian economy, worth 732 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 215,061 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Hell make great practice for foreign snipers, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters, and most ambassadors from Blorbo Bleebus retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime is totally unknown. Blorbo Bleebus's national animal is the Cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thighanity.

Blorbo Bleebus is ranked 147,787th in the world and 3rd in The Sands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,062.08 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Pacifist: 2,905thTop
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Most Accessible: 3,486thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,531stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,533rdNicest Citizens: 3,626thMost Inclusive: 3,721stLargest Retail Industry: 3,948thSmartest Citizens: 4,027thMost Developed: 4,321stHighest Food Quality: 4,457thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,521stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,076thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,085thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,364thMost Efficient Economies: 5,481stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,501stMost Cultured: 5,624thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,668thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,399thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,244thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,214thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,545thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,558thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,731stMost Secular: 9,396thHighest Average Incomes: 9,400thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,292ndLargest Governments: 13,648thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,164thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,172ndTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 25,924thLowest Crime Rates: 29,517thMost Advanced Public Transport: 31,962nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blorbo Bleebus, most ambassadors from Blorbo Bleebus retire only a few years after being appointed.
  • : Following new legislation in Blorbo Bleebus, adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters.
  • : Blorbo Bleebus was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Blorbo Bleebus, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Blorbo Bleebus, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Hell make great practice for foreign snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in Blorbo Bleebus, the official Blorbo Bleebusian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Blorbo Bleebus, gossip magazines have pictures of Blinky Bloonky II sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in Blorbo Bleebus, public urination is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Blorbo Bleebus, schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate.
  • : Following new legislation in Blorbo Bleebus, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Hell Times is sold out.

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