by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,144th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,494th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,709th
The Hash-Slinging Slasher of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Big Bob
Minister of Defense
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population2.342 billion

CapitalMinas Tirith
LeaderBig Bob
FaithRoman Catholicism


The Hash-Slinging Slasher of Bobberino is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Big Bob with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.342 billion Bobberinoans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minas Tirith. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The frighteningly efficient annoying economy, worth 372 trillion memes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 159,053 memes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 717,348 per year while the poor average 21,717, a ratio of 33.0 to 1.

Citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets, cities are engulfed by smog, the clergy of Roman Catholicism remains a single-sex institution, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bobberino's national animal is the Ping, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Bobberino is ranked 143,781st in the world and 8,009th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 50.24 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Retail Industry: 1,144thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,494thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,709thMost Avoided: 3,229thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,297thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,572ndFattest Citizens: 4,031stMost Influential: 5,933rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,292ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,462ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,501stLargest Mining Sector: 7,223rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,302ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,762ndTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 9,919thMost Efficient Economies: 10,172ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,297thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,357thHighest Average Incomes: 11,027thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,476thMost Devout: 13,562ndLargest Insurance Industry: 14,321stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,658thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15,516thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,200thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,561stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,903rd
Largest Retail Industry: 54th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 94th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 106th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 113th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 114th in the regionFattest Citizens: 119th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 238th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 250th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 251st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 285th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 299th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 358th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 393rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 401st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 490th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 513th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 551st in the regionLargest Black Market: 572nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 591st in the regionMost Devout: 619th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 682nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 730th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 761st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 777th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 783rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 837th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 845th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 899th in the region

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