The Holy Empire of Bohemian Crown is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Michael with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.329 billion Bohemians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prague. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bohemian Crownian economy, worth 539 trillion Czech crowns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,262 Czech crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, and thorough preparation of street foods defeats the purpose of really fast food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bohemian Crown's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic Faith.

Bohemian Crown is ranked 24,522^nd in the world and 4^th in Palatine for Most Developed, scoring 85.21 on the Human Development Index.