The Federation of Bone Yard is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.779 billion Bone Yardians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The strong Bone Yardian economy, worth 88.2 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 49,599 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bone Yard's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bone Yard is ranked 20,252^nd in the world and 1^st in Boneyard for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5,099.05 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.