The Commonwealth of Boycott the USA is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Gordie Howe with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, public floggings, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.196 billion Boycott the USAians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 22.6%.

The strong Boycott the USAian economy, worth 156 trillion Canadian dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,150 Canadian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, and praying before a battle is a court-martial offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Boycott the USA's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hockey.

Boycott the USA is ranked 312,998^th in the world and 24^th in The Maritimes for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 321.88 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.