The Republica Federativa of Brazil Toucan is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by President Lula da Silva with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.17 billion Brazilians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brasília. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Brazilian economy, worth 442 trillion Reais a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,117 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, classes at Brasília University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day, a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining, and the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brazil Toucan's national animal is the Toucan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular State.

Brazil Toucan is ranked 120,548^th in the world and 43^rd in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,144.56 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.