The Communist Coalition of Britca is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Aleks Komarov with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The cynical population of 12.257 billion Britcans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naberyevsk. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Britcan economy, worth a remarkable 2,257 trillion Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 184,220 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become Aleks Komarov's new moniker, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britca's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Britca is ranked 5,782^nd in the world and 340^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 112.95 law-abiding acts per hour.